When In Doubt: Kill Yourself

While at work, doing my delightful little duties, I am so fucking fortunate to have the pleasure of working with some of the greatest wastes of genetic material known to man.

BEWARE THE POWER OF STUPIDITY IN THE WORKPLACE.

One special douche-nozzle in my personal work space has 2 part time jobs (the one with me & the one with his daddy). This guy is what some of us in the biz might refer to as "a pretentious, spoiled little white boy".

Yes, it is fully understood that I am of the pastey color spectrum, but my ghetto antics show me in a darker shade. So fucking what, I'm an American Mutt & proud of it.

Eventually, if we keep screwing one another, we wil all be beige.

So, this well off little bed sheet stain, has the mental agility of a small soap dish: without the bubble crust from previous use. His idea of working is coming in and asking obvious questions while moping around pretending to do the job he is being paid to do. More often than not, the new school of so called employees, will make this their primary means of stealing money that you rightly deserve.

Keep in mind this mobile pussy-fart came to interview for the job in a 2 door, hard topped convertible Benz. Also know that this is, and I quote from sources close to him, "the cheapest car owned in his family".

Haters goin' hate.

Yeah, I'm a hater because I actually work hard for the shitty things I have. Yeah, I hate the fact that this cream cheese baby canker sore (in a tube) was spoon-fed a fucking european sports car as a graduation gift.

There is something seriously wrong with the world.

I can assure you with 98% certainty that the ridiculous bastard in question has little to no common sense, no clue about what the real world holds, isn't going to know hardship and most certainly will always be scraping by on elementary school thought patterns and his ability to buy his friends instead of being adored for his manliness & work ethic.

I sure hope I get to see him in Hell, because I will make it so much worse for him when we meet again.

Location : 5720 Gulfstream Rd, Richmond International Airport (RIC), Richmond, VA 23250,