Triple Dip Part 1: Blatant Idiot

in the past day or so it came to my attention that a person i know is indeed in direct violation of the "abusing the rite" code of stupidity. yes, thats right, everyone has the rite to be stupid on occasion but most people abuse that rite.

this vaginal reject in question is really in dire need of a swift kick in the jeans.

imagine, if you will, a pretend grown up who lacks the simple ability to conclude that their short term goals are well out of their reach. not just a little out of their reach but RIDICULOUSLY out of their reach.

someone who thinks they can afford:

an apartment

a phone bill (with web & data)

a car payment ($200+ a month)

car insurance ($170+ a month)

food

personal items

utilities

on a pitiful $600 a month is a blatant idiot if there ever was one. keep in mind this person also can't keep their legs closed or themself from getting beaten repeatedly by the "love of their life".

if you think you've had a migraine, try simply knowing this absolutely fucking stupid walking ejaculation.

sometimes a blowjob isn't such a bad idea. this is one of those cases.

Enterprise Challenge Update

so this is the update so far on the special challenge that has been issued.

only one display has been made so far, and i am 100% sure it was accidental.

does the color "salmon" count as orange? i only ask because a wonderful sweater was worn with pink (tuna) and orange (salmon) on monday by a stellar looking little number. as i said, i'm quite sure it was not intentionally worn for the challenge week. sad, truely sad.

also, google is my new best friend for making funny moments happen.

aye, ye yeasty cod-pieces, ye repugnant homunculi!

my wonderful friend, who is a ridiculous chicken-shit, is still in the hunt for a wine tasting with a lass of his choosing. sure enough, he tells me that he "hasn't had the chance" to speak up and go for the gold.

puss.

in other news:

new pirates of the carribean movie is looking better and better with each tv spot that i see. johnny depp can catch it, two times, three times if my back will hold up. after all, he did play hunter s thompson in "fear and loathing in las vegas". shibby...shibby in-fucking-deed.

there is literature in the works from a certain someone i know, who is sure to win the hearts of self cutting, prima donna, faux goth hot topic cunts everywhere. kudos to you...fucktard.

true blood season 4 starts june 26th and season 3 ships to homes everywhere may 31st. double win.

until later, ravenous cock-teasing degenerates.

Dax.