Women Of Enterprise

oooh, thats right, i have issued a challenge!

why has a challenge been issued? a few reasons: some personal & some to be spelled out...

although i have made several references to some of the individuals who are were and are currently employeed, i also feel the need say something completely out of the way, in an absolutely positive tone. odd, right?! well, correct, this is indeed odd for me. so this open letter goes as such...

          To Whom It May Concern,

i would like to first say, congratulations on being part of an elite company that thrives on great business sense, congeniality & customer service. that is, in itself, a wonderful piece for the resume you will be submitting to whatever "next step" company you so decide to strive for after your stint at enterprise. while i have not shown this kind of outpouring of positivity up until now, i would like to extend to you all some kind words, no matter how minute they may be, as a show of good faith that you are not as pretentious as i had originally thought.

i have been thinking about the kinds of people that fill my field of vision on a day to day basis and without a doubt your attire is both alarmingly attractive and reassuringly respectable, both of which, i find to be a wonderful sight given the abundance of trashily shrouded people in the common american workplace. when any of your delightful female staff are waiting on customers, cleaning cars (on short handed days), or dealing with loud mouthed braggards in the kiosk i find myself stopping in mid stride to notice their well put together clothing and i have only one thought in mind: "well damn, she looks like the kind of woman men want most, but alas, will never have, kudos to her."

so, with all of this said, i would like to just extend my appreciation to the well dressed, non-slutty, down right professional & always alluring female staff of your company. whenever i see their smiling faces and deliciously attractive outfits, my head begins to swim and i become giddy with respect for their poise & professionalism. i am truely humbled by the painstaking strides to bring back well dressed, pleasant people into the workplaces of america.

Thankfully Yours,

Dax I. Rose

so then, ladies of enterprise, i stand before you and issue a sporting challenge, with a simple prize:

add a small dash of say...the color orange to your attire for an entire week, MY entire work week, and the best display will win a no-strings attached lunch on me. i know what your first mental image is: McDonald's Dollar Menu. well, be ready for the shock & awe....

N  O  P  E    N  O  T    E  V  E  N  !  !  !

i'm not saying you're getting a steak dinner or maine lobster (because well, i'm not made of money or trying to date you) but i can assure you it won't be dollar menu garbage. also, i have some stipulations (and or) rules that accompany this little challenge:

#1.NOTHING NSFW (Not Suitable For Work)!

#2. any item must be visible.

#3. it can't be an under-garment (no tom-foolery ladies).

#4. stones in ear rings, rings, necklace charms/pendants do not count.

#5. obscure logo's, characters (symbols or renderings of cartoons) or brands are encouraged.

#6. visible tattoo or piercing colors are acceptable (again, no tom-foolery,).

#7. covers of books (and or) magazines count depending on depth (intelligence) of information.

(what, you thought there wouldn't be guidelines? please. there are ALWAYS guidelines, in everything, ALL of the time.)

for example: politics, religion, literature, grammar, scientific experiments, fashion, courtship, legal proceedings, musical composition, cinematography, etc.

this little challenge will span from:

May 1st 2011 until May 5th 2011

to make things a little easier i will include a countdown with each new posting here and a link to the actual post, in case the rules & regulations...or even the prize become unclear.

now ladies, keep the color ORANGE in mind when you're splicing together those terrific little numbers you find yourself in while on the job. if this works out, i will expand this challenge to other people and, depending on results, post new & exciting photographic proof of the subjects in the trials to be held.

again, thank you for your professionalism, courtiesness, cheerful demeanor & poise. you all have every reason to be proud of your self-respect, self-image & fashion sense.

Good Luck & Goodspeed