PBR: the official beer of Richmond, Virginia. with that simple phrase said, typed and published on the internet, why did i have to explain what PBR is?! for those of you who lack common knowledge, PBR stands for Pabst Blue Ribbon. this is the cheapest beer that will certainly fuck you up. take this into account: a 12 pack of PBR is less than $10, it is 6% alcohol. it kicks the ass of Budweiser, Icehouse and Miller. so back to my original point, sorry of the tangent, i had to explain what PBR is to a guy who is a raging alcoholic who is also about 15 years older than i am. who is this guy? who is this jackass who has no kidneys and liver and doesn't know what the fuck PBR is?!
i can say that i recently (in the past 2 years) become an advid drinker. i completely agree with veganism, straight-edge lifestyles, and downright ignorance of drugs and alcohol. WITH THAT SAID: if you drink beer or alcohol, how do you not know what the fuck PBR is?! this guy comes to work buzzed, if not ripped/tossed/drunk. its a cheap intoxication that anyone in the USA has had the stumbling pleasure to know.
imagine, if you will, a 12 pack of beer that will knock you to the ground, punch you in the junk and costs less than bus fare from kyoto to tokyo. this is a beer that will drop snap kick you in the face like lui kang from mortal kombat! i'm talking a 12 pack that costs less than gas money in a V6 going 10 miles up the road. so, sorry for the left field interruption. i am 25 years old, and i had to explain to an almost 40 year old guy what PBR is...the official beer of the city in which he lives...a guy that drink like a fish and has no idea what being a true father is.
LORD JESUS CHRIST...THANK YOU FOR DUMB PEOPLE AND...PBR...CHEAP BEER IS THE SACRIFICIAL WINE OF OF THE NEW AGE!
much love to my people in the 804 AKA Ricmond, Virginia.
kisses and hugs, Dax I. Arose
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