When Keeping It Real Goes Awesome

it's been awhile word junkies, settle in and enjoy the following.

we have all had a "Wal-Mart" moment sometime in life. it could a daily, weekly, monthly or annually moment that stops your brain dead in its tracks and screams the question:

"what in the name of FUCK was THAT?!"

today was yet another "Wal-Mart" moment day.

allow me to explain.

when i was attending one of the local high schools, that ruined the collective intelligence of today, i became aquainted with a female that, no doubt today, would be considered a "Jersey Shore Whore".

- freakishly orange leather skin

- a dangerous drinking problem

- the attitude of a purest, religious fanatic

- a vagina that mutated from the Ebola virus

well, needless to say i saw her today, at Wal-Mart, and immediately recognizing her, i burst out into extreme decibles of laughter that would've deafened several redneck crackwhores upon contact. thats saying something...considering all the whoring and crackheading.

well, i noticed her face and the glazed look of terror on her face, and it became all too clear that SHE recognized ME as well.

this is where "keeping it real" goes awesome.

when you "keep it real" at any given time in your life, you run the risk of being automaticly recognized at any given point in time, until you take an eternal dirt nap.

in high school i let this sorry ass trick know, on several different days, that she was nothing more than a bleach blonde, easy to replace, gooch sweat slurping, over privileged skank that was filled up like a sperm bank.

facts are facts and that is that. the truth hurts, invest in band-aids and antibiotics.

well i have been found guilty of "keeping it real" and i plead:

FUCK YOU BITCH! KEEPING IT REAL IS THE SHIT AND I LOVE IT LIKE WHOA!

if, from this day forward, you are plagued with the debate of "keep it real or republican that shit" just remember that both will keep your name alive but "keeping it real" will do the first and add "fear and/or respect".

so, until next time....which could be fucking whenever, i say this to you my work junkies:

"keeping it real is only as real as the real shit you speak to the fuckwad masses 'bleet' around you."

Realisticly Yours,

Dax.