Rubber Ducky (Easter Ex Hunting)

alas no, my dear word junkies, there is no actual rubber ducky. i apologize for the tom-foolery and false advertisement. if you would like i can show you a picture of a rubber ducky.

yeah?

okay...one rubber ducky picture...

...whoa, that little shit is doing a backflip...

back to the blog.

we have all had a "bored spell" overtake us without notice, leaving us searching the internet like zombies in search of digital brain noms. yes, digital....brain....noms, i used the kawaii as fuck terminology. it's all that asian food/anime/japan-love finally seeping out of my blackened soul. ah yes, the "bored spell" sneaks into your skull and you begin using the internet to look for random shit:

#1. fucked up band names

(tony danza tapdance extravaganza, we butter the bread with butter, anal cunt, DVDA etc.)

#2. ridiculous pictures

(the Domo "everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten" one)

#3. dead baby jokes

(Q: what's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A: a dead baby in seven trash cans.)

#4. tim and eric

(awesome show. great job.)

if you've done all of that, try this:

#5. easter ex hunt

(hunt for the super-win changed or epic failed)

now i know that i slice people down like crazy, it is my niche. we're not all vocabulary sluts, so let me define the context of "niche" that i was using:

Niche (n./adj./v.): the position or function of an organism in a community of plants and animals.

yes, we are humans and animals, sometimes plants. you'll get it in a second.

so even if slicing people down is my niche, i will gladly point out someone who has bettered themselves instead of turning their house into a meth lab, having CPS take their children or repeatedly procreating and filling the world with left over ovarie puke.

i had a girlfriend once...

(did'ya now? doubt it.)

...shut up!

yeah, she was a little odd, damaged goods if you will, but she was super fun to hang out with and talk to. she was just more than averagely into the earth magicks (fucking "c" and "k" in the same word again), which wasn't a bad thing it was just too cliche even for her. we weren't together for an extended period of time, which is even weirder because i wasn't nearly as cynical and hateful as i am right now. she was so adorable you thought you were getting eye cavities. seriously, more adorable than your average female anime character. she was also the first (and last) girl to ever "suggest" that i try some of her rather odd female goods.

NO! NOOOO! no two girls stuff, just...*heave*...NOOOO!

now, the "bored spell" struck me with the dire need to see if i could find her trolling around the social networking sites.

not hard, everyone is a social butterfly from behind a keyboard.

she has gotten more foxy indeed. i was unaware it was even possible, but it is. i think it hurt my brain to know that.

i guess what i'm getting to now is this simplee suggestion:

fuck all the retarded as fuck FB games that are AIDS'ing up the internet, be a little more creative and start your own game, like i did, and play the nibblets out of it and get as many friends involved as possible. use FourSquare too, while you're at it, and make it a true socially networked game.

have some fun. find an ex. FB them like GGW and hope for a 4sq badge.

enjoi word junkies.

#Mayor of CITC 4 Life,

@Daxiarose