Wasted Talent

someone asked me why there hasn't been a post since the last big judeo-chrisitan, holes in  the hands blow-out special.

easy answer: i'm lazy and was doing more people watching than actual writing...sad but true.

with that expreessed and imprinted on the small amount of naked flesh left on the web, i can now venture forward into the next slab of textual retardation that will now follow:

THE COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE OF RICHMOND VIRGINIA IS FAILING.

when you work at a HUB of travel, where the people flow through your city like an unwanted heavy period, you tend to keep several notebooks and scratch pads of observations that detail the ridiculous portraits of these walking ejaculations...moving punchlines in suits and haggard casual wear. however, in the grand scheme of things at the HUB, the employees are the embodiment of what is indeed wrong with the fucking world.

baggage chuckers (handlers implies care for the bags, so fuck that), gate workers, gift shop peddlers, pilots, flight attendants (those pretentious nom whores [men & women]), skycaps, rental car desk cunts, etc. the people who are depraved enough to work in an airport are the darkest, sickest and most unbalanced pricks on the face of the earth. all of these people are the ones put into circulation to fuck your travel package into a bloody mess and potentially give your would-be happy memories a chronic case of memory AIDS. what should've been happy thoughts are now, no doubt, images of faces you'd absolutely love to beat the immortal shit out of. airports feed off of misery, depression, just missed boarding rituals and the ever present stench of babbling children shoveling stale animal crackers into their non stop talking chatter holes, while the so called parents are dicking around on their blackberries instead of keeping their mentally challenged-walking wasted potential from getting shredded into taco cheese by the escalators.

annoying children are only half of the problem people, their "parents" are the hot zone for shitty attitudes, poor home training and lack of respect & fear of strangers. what ever happened to parents scaring the next generation into a state of perpetual paranoia by telling them that "strangers will snatch you up and fucking kill you"?!

public places, as we all know, are full of elightenment and danger. its a 50-50 shot of having a boss-as-fuck memory made OR being traumatized beyond all recognition.

so, when you come to richmond virginia, with your kids, remember this:

WE ARE NOT GETTING PAID TO WATCH YOUR WALKING TAX RETURNS.
IT IS YOUR JOB TO PROTECT YOUR CHILD FROM BODY SNATCHERS.
OUR AIRPORT IS NOT GOING TO BE THE SCENE OF A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION.
YOU ARE NOT REALLY WELCOME, WE JUST LIKE MONEY, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.