Adventures In Fucktard Land

hello again, welcome back to "getting your ass handed to you" weekly.

why is it that facebook is a breeding ground for the lackluster, cocksucking dipshit that should've been sprayed on the backs of the prostitution population?

why are people, namely hefty white bitches, always quick to run their fucking jabs on the internet while hiding behind their feloneous boyfriends?

ladies and gentlemen of the sarcastic & misanthropic jury:

 i hate white people, especially white girls who think they're grown up and gangster, thug, or street.

i strongly suggest you take notice of the following:

YES I CALLED YOUR BOYFRIEND A SHOULD BE ABORTION BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

the truth hurts like the first time you bend your dick while fucking, get over it.

i have been told several things about the person in question:

drug dealer

verbal abuser

felon

asshole

dipshit

walking cum stain

loser

wasted DNA strand in baggy jeans

so, his now girlfriend sent me some ridiculous message on facebook telling me that i had no right to say "crap like that" and that if i am going to call someone an abortion i should "take a look in the mirror".

prepare for liftoff...

#1. it's not an "if" issue, it's an "i already fucking did so go dodge the small cars in traffic, you idiot" issue.

#2. i have every right to say anything i want on facebook because it is a social networking site built for people to spread their life out on the web like a poorly shot porno. the freedom of speech still works there. it's sad that i had to state that obvious fact.

#3. i already don't give a heap of motherfucking shit what you think about what i said about your boyfriend. everyone has an opinion and they are all like assholes: they stink all the time. go fuck yourself. i'm sure you say things other people don't like, or that offend other people. if you don't, then you're not saying something worth saying so shut your mouth or end yourself, with bleach.

#4. if you don't like something, ignore it. you obviously don't think it's true/nice/proper/okay, so just act like you didn't see it, or pretend it's something with more unicorns and rainbows. you're an over-active internet user and wasting what little time you have getting your pussy cloth in a knot.

take a xanax, or five, and chill yourself the fuck out.

#5. telling someone "i dare you to say it to his face" over the internet just proves you didn't think out your comment too well, considering you told me to go face to face with someone...while on the internet. you have not yet thought outside of the box. you're losing so hard, already.

so in conclusion....

Toni Turkal, age 28, from round-about Henrico County Virginia:

YOU WASTED ALL OF YOUR LOUSY, SO-CALLED TALENT GETTING TO THE EGG.

YOU HAVE FLOATED THROUGH LIFE, UN-IMPORTANTLY.

YOU LACK SUBSTANCE, DEPTH, A VOCABULARY & A CLUE.

YOU ARE JUST AS DEAD TO ME...AS SAY...GOD, ALL OF THEM.

so, do the world a favor and keep your suck-hole shut when dealing with the powers that be. after all, as i'm sure you don't know this little fact yet but...

I AM THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE.

FUCKING WITH THE MINIONS FROM THE SEVEN CIRCLES, THE NINE GATES AND THE BLACKEST DEPTHS OF HELL, IS A SURE FIRE WAY TO END UP BEING DEVOURED BY ACIDIC MAGGOTS FOR ALL ETERNITY.

YOU WILL BE CONSUMED BY THE WORST OF THE WORST. FOREVER.

see you soon, cream cheese.

Love Eternally,

Dax.