For The F*cking Record!!!

there are few times when you come into contact with someone who you've never met, not even once, who makes you smile no matter how fucked up the world is around you. they may have some random photo, video, status update or information that just makes your fucking day that much more worth making it through.

i have a select few and, in the wee (lolz) hours of this morning i wish to share one with the world, as it pertains to me.

it is my humble pleasure to introduce the one, the only, the uber awesome:

Beth Strange.



Beth "Krucifixation/Terror Twin" Strange



wait, i KNOW what you're thinking:

#1. "there is no way she is real. she has to be made the fuck up!"

um...absolutely motherfucking not. she is indeed very real and very awesome, as i've already said.

#2. "dude, she's fucking hot. i mean like model hot, fucking amazingly hot!!!"

well, thank you captain obvious. also, i think the word(s) you're looking for are as follow:

beautiful

photogenic as a motherfucker

adorable

attractive

hilarious

a clown (no seriously, there are videos)

stunning

very easy on the eyes

amazingly multi-talented

gorgeous

*drools*

yeah, Beth Strange is a model, performance artist, make-up artist, photographer, music lover, poet & all american southern badass who will gladly kill you for whiskey and tickets to see Dax Riggs. speaking of the two of them in the same sentence:

Beth Strange & Dax Riggs

now i know why i ended up being in small amounts of contact with this epic woman. my myspace name was/is "daxiarose", which if you piece it out is "dax i arose". to put it simply dax lifts me up. his music alone can move the world and change your outlook on things, anything really. he's a southern madman with a velvet voice. lord willin' he'll never die, just stay killing it.

so, back to Beth.

this woman has a heart bigger than texas and loves her close friends like no one can, take that as scientific fact. she is a big fucking kid, having fun whenever she can and letting the world view the retardation that will surely ensue, which in most cases, comes with a collage and photo album to match. she hangs with the bands we all wish we knew. she makes jaws drop, tents pitch and peoples' heads explode under the tremendous energy and power she throws into the vortex we have named the world.

if you know her personally: you have the scars to prove it and you show them with pride.

if you know her from the web (as i do): you await the randomness she is bound to toss your way, laughing like an idiot when you see the stills of the fun parts of her life.

alas, not every day can be filled with drunken meandering and the fucking hilarious.

i know recently she has had a rough time, to say the least. it's not my place to ask a shitload of questions about things that don't concern me. it definitely not my place to play mother therapist to her and try to solve her problems and offer long distance advice.

i can only offer up stupid shit for her to read and, hopefully, enjoy enough to just pull her mouth into a smirk, even if it is for a spilt second in the midst of the shit-storm that may come crashing down around her.

SOOOO......

i just felt it was needed to say that Beth Strange is a down south, funny as hell, tough as nails, drop dead gorgeous and absolutely outrageous woman who is worthy of having a national holiday in her honor.

Bethy Boop, just know that you are and always will be appreciated.