From Hiatus To Hilarious: Oh! The Stupidity!!!

word junkies: idiots are making the news and it irritates me...allow me to explain...

i have become fed up with this Occupy Wall Street (OWS) movement in the same manner that Jim Jones becam fed up with sanity and fear of getting caught being a fucking wack-job. not a day goes by without some mention of the movement that is taking the world by storm and headed for a huge change in the economic system that we have all come to know and loathe.

NEWS FLASH: nothing is going to change and i have all the answers as to why.

if you have a Facebook account, which i'm ABSOLUTELY sure most of you do, there are countless posts, streams, pictures, videos and mentions of the OWS bullshit that is going on everywhere. LITERALLY EVERYWHERE! it all started in the americas and has spread around the world, like a bad case of the high school herpes. this shit has gone atomic in the way that it has spread.

here is my beef with the whole ordeal and it's supporters:

#1. you can not erradicate corruption no matter how hard you try. unless you implode the planet, killing every last motherfucking person, corrption will find a way to thrive. corruption is like a cockroach queen: not always popping out a million eggs, but that bitch is lurking in the shadows.

#2. you can not expect to take down a system that you have never been without. raise your hand if you've lived in a world that hasn't been in some shape, form or fashion, integrated into the system that is Wall Street. trick question: none of you has lived as such and you wouldn't know how to do it. you are bound to technology and the economy, just like everyone else and if you try to go cold turkey, i can assure you, you will be a statistic in a murder/suicide in the very near future. call my fucking bluff, i dare you.

#3. if you are "occupying" at the moment and you have Facebook'ed, Tweeted, Blogged or made any use of any social networking or internet tool, you have already failed in your mission to change Wall Street and you should go the fuck home ASAHP (as soon as humanly possible). you are still helping out your enemy and doing so in a big motherfucking way.

#4. given the above, (see #3.), when you update something from a mobile device or laptop, you leave a signature of the product you're using (updated from Facebook for iPhone/iPad/Android/Blackberry/etc.). that product is being displayed, advertised and promoted by YOUR VERY OWN status update, thus promoting Wall Street further and making you look like a complete dumbfuck. that product has a NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) code and is tracked by Wall Street and several other companies and used to help give more money (your money) to Wall Street, based on sheer advertisement and display numbers. you can't change a system unless you refuse to use said system.

if you have ANY name brand...

phone

laptop

wireless service

internet

clothing

food

beverage

etc.

...in or on your person while you're "occupying", all you're REALLY doing is wasting your own time ADVERTISING all the companies that are a part of Wall Street and filtering YOUR TAX DOLLARS into the same "corrupt" system that you're trying to change you are taking 1 step forward and 1 million QWERTY keyboard steps back.

you have just FAILED your own cause. how does it feel to fail so easily?

#5. if you ask each "occupier" individually, what their goal is by "occupying" Wall Street, i can almost promise you that you will NOT get a 100% accurate and collective answer that will justify the very act of "occupying" Wall Street. you say that you want to end the "economic corruption" of Wall Street and "bring about change" in the world that you live in.


well i have some seriously prophetic news for you all:

everyone who is "occupying" Wall Street is corrupt in their own way.


if you don't believe me then you have more mental issues than David Koresh, Hitler and Kim Jong Il combined.

we are all human and humans:

lie

cheat

steal

destroy

twist

coerse

coax

manipulate

and reinvent everything they get their hands on.

this is the way of our existance. we are vile, evil creatures hellbent on our own satisfaction at the expense of others'.

 

if you don't agree, then you're:

lying to yourself

twisting your own agenda

manipulating your understanding

and reinventing what it is to be HUMAN.

yes, it sucks that this is how we are as a whole, but it's better to realize it now before it's too late.

so, in closing:

this whole Occupy Wall Street (OWS) movement was a great idea on paper, just like Communism, Christianity, Commerce, The Honor System and Trust.

sadly, all of the above are subject to human:

greed

corruption

manipulation

and reinvention

 

everything you know is already ruined before it begins and it always will be...until the Mayans come back in their spaceships and blow this motherfucking planet apart next year...after which it won't even matter because nothing will around to contradict, except maybe corruption.

 

so stop "occupying" Wall Street and start "occupying" your own brain-cells. think about how you can survive without Wall Street, THEN stop investing in anything and anyone who is a part of it. without the funding that we, the tax payers and expert bail-out team, have been shoveling into it's open mouth, Wall Street will starve to death in a quick and violent way. then we can all "occupy" the rotting carcass and piss in Wall Street's skull...

...just because it would be fun to give Wall Street a golden shower. it's part gold and part shower. that is a win win situation...

 

until next time word junkies...occupy sense and start weening off the tech shit, or we'll never be free of the economy and it's gaping anus controllers.

Occupying My Motherfucking Self Since 1985,

Dax.