in the few hours i slept last night, i was subjected to living out some half way sensual dream about some mystery woman with whom i was curled up in an over-sized love seat in the middle of a west end Barnes & Noble. anyone else would've had some fantasy about beating the "ham wallet" off one of the many models/actresses/atheletes etc.
it would seem my brain wants me to read more, be more comfortable while doing so but only before i mount the mystery woman haunting my dreams and decide to turn the imaginary, over-sized love seat into the scene of a "Triple F" in the middle of a Barnes & Noble, making out with her in all of my literacy friendly glory.
(oh yes, YES! kafka, thompson, dumas OH MY!!)
somehow this blurred into what i'm about to spread out before you all: the boyfriend resume.
yes, we've all seen these pretentious, self-loathing, overly chipper drug-head sperm dumpsters post all over every social networking site their own personal "Boyfriend Application", which isn't original or special in any shape form or fashion. so, me being the mental collossus of my greatest delusions, i thought it would be incredibly fucking hilarious to post my very own, super special, absolutely original "Boyfriend Resume".
yeah, i'm that fucking bored and that fucking lacking in new books to read at the moment. shall we?
Name: Dax Ian Rose
Age: 26
Height: 5' 10
Weight: 155lbs.
Eyes: Green/Blue
Hair: Aurburn (natural)
Orientation: Emotionally Bi, Physically Hetero.
Political View: Anyone in a suit lies most of the time.
Religious View: It's all bullshit in the eye of the beholder.
Education: GED (high school was boring me to death)
Employment: Employeed.
Musical Taste: Most anything: except bluegrass.
Cinematic Taste: Again, most anything.
Literary Taste: Also, most anything except books written by politicians.
Edible Taste: Willing to try just about anything.
Anything Else: tingle2thetouch@gmail.com
see, that shit just looks fake, but it isn't! thats me in a nut-shell: average and overlooked. awesome, right?! so this is how my brain works for the most part: 6 degrees of seperation. such is the life of someone who has adult ADD, acute OCD, emotional instability & a large vocabulary with a loud mouth.
Enjoi, because i'm your BoiToi,
Dax
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