have you ever been hit on by someone and felt compelled to seem interested, for the sake of finding out what kind of potential stalker this person could be?
ABSO-MOTHERFUCKING-LUTELY!!!!
have you ever discovered that the person from the question above was indeed nuttier than a 10lb. bag of squirrel turds and yet, for whatever sick set of kicks you enjoy, you continued to seem interested and hung out with them?
STOP IT CHRISS ANGEL, STOP READING MAH MIND, JUST STOP IT!!!!
taking into consideration the answers to both of those questions, that i'm sure are still swimming around inside that dirty little brain-case of your's, would it be safe to conclude that the two of you had sex and things got exponentially worse in a matter of say...HOURS...??
OH MY GOD, HE'S THE DEVIL, HE CAN SEE INSIDE MY BRAINS, TRAUMATIZING MAH SHIT!!!
well, rest at ease knowing that you are not alone. i too have bumped uglies with a medium range psychotic person who then used her fluids to glue herself to my life until she snagged an ENTIRE photo album of pictures, of me, from my mom's house and disappeared into the murky darkness of raging hormones & brain rot.
sadly, we never got the photos back from....Courtney Robertson:
that huge toothed, thick black left nipple hair sporting, asian boy built, emotionally damaged, photo album stealing wretched little vulva-bean.
Your Nefarious Storyteller,
Dax
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